If there was a “Tinder” for cats what would yours say?
Samantha Morgan, a long-time member of our community, Viral Cats Group, imagined what would her cat’s profile look like if there would be a “Tinder” for cats.
She created a post in our group, and sure enough, comments started following with more kitty “Tinder” profiles, each more pawsome than you would expect.
Behold! The Cat “Tinder”!
My name is Luna. I’m a chunky girl who looks angry when I first wake up. I live in Brisbane, Australia and love to roll around on the concrete and eat grass and chase ants while my mum hangs out the washing.
by Samantha Morgan.
I’m Skeeter. Can you picture yourself snuggled up on my arm? If you think humans are dirty and prefer companionship of a feline …. I’m your dude. Female applicants need not apply as I prefer my cuddles with other gentlemen. I enjoy grooming my companions, sleeping, eating, and in my spare time plot taking over the world. I will love you so much you will need to hide as I’m overly obsessive. You will never be lost as the moment I lose sight of you I will frantically call the humans to find you.
by Sonya Rau.
Hi, I’m Willow. I’m enigmatic, although mum describes me as ‘moody teenager’. I don’t know how old I am, but hey, who’s counting? I like being served multiple dinners, so I can lick a little of each, then turn my purrfect nose up at them. I like very short walks, playing dead when in a harness, early nights, late mornings, lying in bed, sleeping, and relaxing. I love giving my humum random withering looks of disappointment, for no good reason. I’m looking for a soul mate who has some legs (I have 3), doesn’t hog the bed and just says “no” to catnip (more for me!). Previous applicats need not apply.
by Mandy Haynes.
Hi, I’m Bella. I’m a very friendly girl, but hate my owner (she doesn’t allow me to catch fleas or worms) unless she’s offering a bum scratch, then I’ll treat her to a couple of seconds of my time. I like to chase leaves & butterflies and my most favourite toy (out of the 10000’s I’ve got) is a dead, crispy palm tree leaf. I love to sleep inside of the humans bed rather than the 4 cat beds I have around the house. DM if interested however I may not respond.
by Fiona Barber.
I’m Thumbalina, one of my hoomin’s cats. It’s a hard knock life having to train my hoomin. My ” sisters” and I yell in her phone when the boss calls to tell her we are keeping her in line. We systematically destroy cat trees on a time schedule to get constant new digs. We rocket out of the litter robots and jettison litter to make sure she sweeps and vacuums multiple times a day. We love to race in the cat wheel because it sounds like a freight train at 3am. I however, trot like a lady to showcase my flowing furs, and turn to quietly mew and pose only to hide when she finally tries to take a pic. We also drag race on the cat run mom put up for us. That’s after we burn rubber on her when she’s asleep and use her chest and stomach as a springboard to get up there. Sometimes we fetch toys or mom’s makeup sponges or brushes and bring them in while trying to meow around them in out mouths. We try to do that at work so she doesn’t forget us there. We also have to remind her to wake up to feed us because kibble is under 90% full, and we make sure she gets up at least an hour before her alarm goes off. We dunk our toys in the water fountain and have ruined 2 motors that way, yay! I’m exhausted just telling you what we do! I’ll have go jump on mom and demand belly rubs for half an hour, then scamper off to knock things off with my munchkin.
So rough living here…
by Becky Curtright.
Hi, kitties! My name is Atlas, my hobbies include front porch sitting and bird watching.
by Holly Gallegos.
Hey, Tom’s! I’m Halo looking for a black tie kinda guy, that loves adventures and car rides.
by Holly Gallegos.
My name is gracie. I’m gender fluid… and up to no good…
by Kerri Carlson.
My full name is Ash Wednesday Mcgee but that’s *Princess* Ash to you… and you may treat me like one. Peel my sardines, compliment me 24/7, and make my litter box sparkling clean every day. Looking for a real tomcat to scratch my itch, but who doesn’t object to my fetish for making out with any human I can get my tongue on.
by Kerri Carlson.
Hi, my name is Luna. I love to make biscuits on my mommy’s tummy. I’m so smart I won’t even chase a laser pointer. I just look at my human like she’s stupid.
by Jan LaBounty.
My name is Salem. Although my smolder might break you, I could handle someone to knock things off the counter with. Call and we can share more than just catnip…
by Heidi Coleman.
Let us know in the comments below which one did you like the most, and how do you think your kitty’s profile would look like?
A special thank you to all the members of the Viral Cats Group . 
